Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Women wish to be loved without a why or \ | a wherefore; not because they are | | pretty, or good, or well-bred, or | | graceful, or intelligent, but because | | they are themselves. | | | \ -- Amiel / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;