Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / The state of some commercial Un*x is \ | more unsecure than any Linux box | | without a root password... | | | \ -- Bernd Eckenfels / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;