Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I think that I shall never see A thing \ | as lovely as a tree. But as you see the | | trees have gone They went this morning | | with the dawn. A logging firm from out | | of town Came and chopped the trees all | | down. But I will trick those dirty | | skunks And write a brand new poem | \ called 'Trunks'. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;