Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Death wish, n.: \ | | | The only wish that always comes true, | \ whether or not one wishes it to. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;