Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / There is only one word for aid that is \ | genuinely without strings, and that | | word is blackmail. | | | \ -- Colm Brogan / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;