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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Young men are fitter to invent than to  \
| judge; fitter for execution than for    |
| counsel; and fitter for new projects    |
| than for settled business. For the      |
| experience of age, in things that fall  |
| within the compass of it, directeth     |
| them; but in new things, abuseth them.  |
| The errors of young men are the ruin of |
| business; but the errors of aged men    |
| amount but to this, that more might     |
| have been done, or sooner. Young men,   |
| in the conduct and management of        |
| actions, embrace more than they can     |
| hold; stir more than they can quiet;    |
| fly to the end, without consideration   |
| of the means and degrees; pursue some   |
| few principles which they have chanced  |
| upon absurdly; care not how they        |
| innovate, which draws unknown           |
| inconveniences; and, that which         |
| doubleth all errors, will not           |
| acknowledge or retract them; like an    |
| unready horse, that will neither stop   |
| nor turn. Men of age object too much,   |
| consult too long, adventure too little, |
| repent too soon, and seldom drive       |
| business home to the full period, but   |
| content themselves with a mediocrity of |
| success. Certainly, it is good to       |
| compound employments of both ...        |
| because the virtues of either age may   |
| correct the defects of both.            |
|                                         |
| -- Francis Bacon, "Essay on Youth and   |
\ Age"                                    /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;