Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / RFC 882 put the dot in .com, not Sun \ | Microsystems | | | \ -- Seen on Slashdot / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;