Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The Sixth Commandment of Frisbee: \ | | | The greatest single aid to distance is | | for the disc to be going in a | | | | direction you did not want. (Goes the | | wrong way = Goes a long way.) | | | \ -- Dan Roddick / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;