Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The Law, in its majestic equality, \ | forbids the rich, as well as the poor, | | to sleep under the bridges, to beg in | | the streets, and to steal bread. | | | \ -- Anatole France / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;