Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / 'Naomi, sex at noon taxes.' I moan. \ | Never odd or even. A man, a plan, a | | canal, Panama. Madam, I'm Adam. Sit on | | a potato pan, Otis. Sit on Otis. | | | \ -- The Mad Palindromist / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;