Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Love makes fools, marriage cuckolds, \ | and patriotism malevolent imbeciles. | | | \ -- Paul Leautaud, "Passe-temps" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;