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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 ________________________________________
/ Why I Can't Go Out With You:           \
|                                        |
| I'd LOVE to, but...                    |
|                                        |
| -- I've got a Friends of the Lowly     |
| Rutabaga meeting.                      |
|                                        |
| -- I promised to help a friend fold    |
| road maps.                             |
|                                        |
| -- I've been scheduled for a karma     |
| transplant.                            |
|                                        |
| -- I'm staying home to work on my      |
| cottage cheese sculpture.              |
|                                        |
| -- It's my parakeet's bowling night.   |
|                                        |
| -- I'm building a plant from a kit.    |
|                                        |
| -- There's a disturbance in the Force. |
|                                        |
| -- I'm doing door-to-door collecting   |
| for static cling.                      |
|                                        |
| -- I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.    |
|                                        |
\ -- My crayons all melted together.     /
 ----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;