Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "There was an interesting development \ | in the CBS-Westmoreland trial: both | | sides agreed that after the trial, Andy | | Rooney would be allowed to talk to the | | jury for three minutes about little | | things that annoyed him during the | | trial." | | | \ -- David Letterman / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;