Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Join in the new game that's sweeping \ | the country. It's called "Bureaucracy". | | Everybody stands in a circle. The first | \ person to do anything loses. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;