Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Hypocrisy \ | | | When the Way is forgotten Duty and | | justice appear; Then knowledge and | | wisdom are born Along with hypocrisy. | | When harmonious relationships dissolve | | Then respect and devotion arise; When a | | nation falls to chaos Then loyalty and | | patriotism are born. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;