Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You speak of courage. Obviously you do \ | not know the difference between courage | | and foolhardiness. Always it is the | | brave ones who die, the soldiers. | | | | -- Kor, the Klingon Commander, "Errand | | of Mercy", | | | \ stardate 3201.7 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;