Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you're crossing the nation in a \ | covered wagon, it's better to have four | | strong oxen than 100 chickens. Chickens | | are OK but we can't make them work | | together yet. | | | | -- Ross Bott, Pyramid U.S., on | \ multiprocessors at AUUGM '89. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;