Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "You are *so* lovely." \ | | | "Yes." | | | | "Yes! And you take a compliment, too! I | \ like that in a goddess." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;