Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There are places I'll remember All my \ | life though some have changed. Some | | forever not for better Some have gone | | and some remain. All these places had | | their moments With lovers and friends I | | still recall. Some are dead and some | | are living, In my life I've loved them | | all. | | | | But of all these friends and lovers, | | There is no one compared with you, All | | these memories lose their meaning When | | I think of love as something new. | | Though I know I'll never lose affection | | For people and things that went before, | | I know I'll often stop and think about | | them In my life I'll love you more. | | | \ -- Lennon/McCartney, "In My Life", 1965 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;