Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / > Whoa, first contact! \ | | | Nope, 'fraid not, Linux is still | | primarily used on planet Earth, I'm | | afraid. | | | | Our friend here sent a message in | | Russian (KOI8-R encoding). | | | | -- Aleksey Kliger, explaining a russian | \ posting / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;