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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ The time was the 19th of May, 1780. The \
| place was Hartford, Connecticut. The    |
| day has gone down in New England        |
| history as a terrible foretaste of      |
| Judgement Day. For at noon the skies    |
| turned from blue to grey and by         |
| mid-afternoon had blackened over so     |
| densely that, in that religious age,    |
| men fell on their knees and begged a    |
| final blessing before the end came. The |
| Connecticut House of Representatives    |
| was in session. And, as some of the men |
| fell down and others clamored for an    |
| immediate adjournment, the Speaker of   |
| the House, one Col. Davenport, came to  |
| his feet. He silenced them and said     |
| these words: "The day of judgment is    |
| either approaching or it is not. If it  |
| is not, there is no cause for           |
| adjournment. If it is, I choose to be   |
| found doing my duty. I wish therefore   |
| that candles may be brought."           |
|                                         |
\ -- Alistair Cooke                       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;