Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The time was the 19th of May, 1780. The \ | place was Hartford, Connecticut. The | | day has gone down in New England | | history as a terrible foretaste of | | Judgement Day. For at noon the skies | | turned from blue to grey and by | | mid-afternoon had blackened over so | | densely that, in that religious age, | | men fell on their knees and begged a | | final blessing before the end came. The | | Connecticut House of Representatives | | was in session. And, as some of the men | | fell down and others clamored for an | | immediate adjournment, the Speaker of | | the House, one Col. Davenport, came to | | his feet. He silenced them and said | | these words: "The day of judgment is | | either approaching or it is not. If it | | is not, there is no cause for | | adjournment. If it is, I choose to be | | found doing my duty. I wish therefore | | that candles may be brought." | | | \ -- Alistair Cooke / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;