Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Ever notice that the word "therapist" \ | breaks down into "the rapist"? Simple | \ coincidence? Maybe... / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;