Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Reality must take precedence over \ | public relations, for Mother Nature | | cannot be fooled. | | | \ -- R. P. Feynman / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;