Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Stop! There was first a game of \ | blindman's buff. Of course there was. | | And I no more believe Topper was really | | blind than I believe he had eyes in his | | boots. My opinion is, that it was a | | done thing between him and Scrooge's | | nephew; and that the Ghost of Christmas | | Present knew it. The way he went after | | that plump sister in the lace tucker, | | was an outrage on the credulity of | \ human nature. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;