Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In "King Henry VI, Part II," \ | Shakespeare has Dick Butcher suggest to | | his fellow anti-establishment | | rabble-rousers, "The first thing we do, | | let's kill all the lawyers." That | | action may be extreme but a similar | | sentiment was expressed by Thomas K. | | Connellan, president of The Management | | Group, Inc. Speaking to business | | executives in Chicago and quoted in | | Automotive News, Connellan attributed a | | measure of America's falling | | productivity to an excess of attorneys | | and accountants, and a dearth of | | production experts. Lawyers and | | accountants "do not make the economic | | pie any bigger; they only figure out | | how the pie gets divided. Neither | | profession provides any added value to | | product." | | | | According to Connellan, the highly | | productive Japanese society has 10 | | lawyers and 30 accountants per 100,000 | | population. The U.S. has 200 lawyers | | and 700 accountants. This suggests that | | "the U.S. proportion of pie-bakers and | | pie-dividers is way out of whack." | | Could Dick Butcher have been an | | efficiency expert? | | | \ -- Motor Trend, May 1983 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;