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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  In "King Henry VI, Part II,"           \
| Shakespeare has Dick Butcher suggest to |
| his fellow anti-establishment           |
| rabble-rousers, "The first thing we do, |
| let's kill all the lawyers." That       |
| action may be extreme but a similar     |
| sentiment was expressed by Thomas K.    |
| Connellan, president of The Management  |
| Group, Inc. Speaking to business        |
| executives in Chicago and quoted in     |
| Automotive News, Connellan attributed a |
| measure of America's falling            |
| productivity to an excess of attorneys  |
| and accountants, and a dearth of        |
| production experts. Lawyers and         |
| accountants "do not make the economic   |
| pie any bigger; they only figure out    |
| how the pie gets divided. Neither       |
| profession provides any added value to  |
| product."                               |
|                                         |
| According to Connellan, the highly      |
| productive Japanese society has 10      |
| lawyers and 30 accountants per 100,000  |
| population. The U.S. has 200 lawyers    |
| and 700 accountants. This suggests that |
| "the U.S. proportion of pie-bakers and  |
| pie-dividers is way out of whack."      |
| Could Dick Butcher have been an         |
| efficiency expert?                      |
|                                         |
\ -- Motor Trend, May 1983                /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;