Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / meeting, n.: \ | | | An assembly of people coming together | | to decide what person or | | | | department not represented in the room | \ must solve a problem. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;