Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The only really good place to buy \ | lumber is at a store where the lumber | | has already been cut and attached | | together in the form of furniture, | | finished, and put inside boxes. | | | | -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the | \ Screw" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;