Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A man is like a rusty wheel on a rusty \ | cart, He sings his song as he rattles | | along and then he falls apart. | | | \ -- Richard Thompson / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;