Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / TCP/IP Slang Glossary, #1: \ | | | Gong, n: Medieval term for privy, or | | what pased for them in that era. Today | | used whimsically to describe the | | aftermath of a bogon attack. Think of | | our community as the Galapagos of the | | English language. | | | | "Vogons may read you bad poetry, but | | bogons make you study obsolete RFCs." | | | \ -- Dave Mills / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;