Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / So far as we are human, what we do must \ | be either evil or good: so far as we do | | evil or good, we are human: and it is | | better, in a paradoxical way, to do | | evil than to do nothing: at least we | | exist. | | | \ -- T. S. Eliot, essay on Baudelaire / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;