Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Summit meetings tend to be like panda \ | matings. The expectations are always | | high, and the results usually | | disappointing." | | | \ -- Robert Orben / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;