Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Children are like cats, they can tell \ | when you don't like them. That's when | | they come over and violate your body | \ space. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;