Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / 6 oz. orange juice 1 oz. vodka 1/2 oz. \ | Galliano | | | \ Harvey Wallbangers / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;