Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / He didn't run for reelection. "Politics \ | brings you into contact with all the | | people you'd give anything to avoid," | | he said. "I'm staying home." | | | | -- Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegone | \ Days" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;