Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / After a time, you may find that \ | "having" is not so pleasing a thing, | | after all, as "wanting." It is not | | logical, but it is often true. | | | \ -- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;