Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / An atom-blaster is a good weapon, but \ | it can point both ways. | | | \ -- Isaac Asimov / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;