Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / History repeats itself -- the first \ | time as a tragi-comedy, the second time | \ as bedroom farce. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;