Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Teach children to be polite and \ | courteous in the home, and, when they | | grow up, they won't be able to edge a | \ car onto a freeway. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;