Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A real friend isn't someone you use \ | once and then throw away. A real friend | | is someone you can use over and over | \ again. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;