Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The government has just completed work \ | on a missile that turned out to be a | | bit of a boondoggle; nicknamed "Civil | | Servant", it won't work and they can't | \ fire it. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;