Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "The pyramid is opening!" \ | | | "Which one?" | | | | "The one with the ever-widening hole in | | it!" | | | | -- Firesign Theater, "How Can You Be In | | Two Places At | | | \ Once When You're Not Anywhere At All" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;