Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Uh-oh -- I've let the cat out of the \ | bag. Let me, then, straightforwardly | | state the thesis I shall now elaborate: | | Making variations on a theme is really | | the crux of creativity. | | | | -- Douglas R. Hofstadter, "Metamagical | \ Themas" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;