Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / handshaking protocol, n: \ | | | A process employed by hostile hardware | | devices to initate a | | | | terse but civil dialogue, which, in | | turn, is characterized by | | | | occasional misunderstanding, sulking, | \ and name-calling. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;