Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I must get out of these wet clothes and \ | into a dry Martini. | | | \ -- Alexander Woolcott / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;