Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Women treat us just as humanity treats \ | its gods. They worship us and are | | always bothering us to do something for | | them. | | | \ -- Oscar Wilde / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;