Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Real Programmers don't write in PL/I. \ | PL/I is for programmers who can't | | decide whether to write in COBOL or | \ FORTRAN. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;