Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Political speeches are like steer \ | horns. A point here, a point there, and | | a lot of bull inbetween. | | | \ -- Alfred E. Neuman / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;