Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Snacktrek, n.: \ | | | The peculiar habit, when searching for | | a snack, of constantly | | | | returning to the refrigerator in hopes | | that something new will have | | | | materialized. | | | \ -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;