Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Engineering: "How will this work?" \ | Science: "Why will this work?" | | Management: "When will this work?" | | Liberal Arts: "Do you want fries with | \ that?" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;