Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Tcl long ago fell into the Forth trap, \ | and is now trying desperately to | | extricate itself (with some help from | | Sun's marketing department). | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org> / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;