Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Term, holidays, term, holidays, till we \ | leave school, and then work, work, work | | till we die. | | | \ -- C. S. Lewis / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;